WOW. Okay. No.
It’s Time for Weekend Update! With Alex Tracy & Mallorie Letts!Okay, so it’s not the weekend & we’re not on SNL…but I feel as if we owe you guys another update on the status of this blog/our future videos. But first, here’s a little background:
Mallorie & I are seniors in college, I know crazy right? We’re so close to adulthood yet we act like children. Perpetually drunken children. Anyway, for those of you who aren’t students, October is a crazy insane month of mid-terms, costume parties, NY Comic Con, & my birthday.
So what does this mean for you you ask? Well it means that between studying, nerding out, & partying almost every weekend we have found that we have little to no time to film our reviews during the week. Sad, I know. BUT never fear (no Underdog isn’t here) for we are planning on getting back on track in November! We have some pretty awesome & some pretty awful movies lined up for review & we can assure you one of them is going to be straight up cray cray.
In the meantime, be sure to revisit some of our old episodes on our youtube channel.
& As always feel free to tweet, ask, or email us with any questions or comments. We’d LOVE to answer them.
Be excellent to each other & party on!
Love,
Alex & Mallorie
Bad News BearsUnfortunately, with the middle of the semester coming up, we here at DFR had to skip this week.
We feel really bad, but we just couldn’t fit it into our schedules. We hope to get right back on track soon!
So please, enjoy the small amount of videos we do have up on Youtube!
And if you like want to asks us questions or something!
We pretty much open for all your crazy questions and requests!
It’s the least we could do for disappointing you guys.
Why not start off your day with some Irish Car Bombs & our drunken review of Drive! Seriously though don’t laugh, go do a car bomb…it’s not too early I know a few people who’ve done them earlier in the day & they weren’t even Irish so don’t try & use that excuse.
As always, watch, laugh, share, & enjoy the rest of your day you drunk messes!
EVERYONE, WE HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT!Our review of Drive is processing as we SPEAK [and by speak I’m mean as you read this]. There’s a whole lot of sexual tention we think you guys might enjoy.
BUT LESBIHONEST
I know what you guys are excited for, it’s our NEXT review of Human Centipede 2. Yeah, you guys are in for a treat. We’ve got some big plans. It’s going to be AWESOME!!!
In the meantime, you guys should go watch out other videos.
Or you can prep yourselves for HC2 with this video of people’s reactions to the film.
NIGHT KIDDOS!
[Flash 10 is required to watch video]Just filmed our review of Drive! We may or may not have made out…just saying…stay tuned to find out next week!
Below is a conversation that I would have had with Batman & Robin had Gotham been a real city & I lived there.
Robin: HOLY BITTIES BATMAN! IS THAT A NEW EPISODE OF DRUNK FILM REVIEW I SEE!
Batman: It sure is Robin & don’t be a dick & watch it then tell all your friends.
Me: Thanks Batman!
So there you have it, even BATMAN loves Drunk Film Review. So watch, comment, enjoy, & tell all your friends or Batman may kick your teeth in.
HUZZAH!
-Alex & Mallorie
HAILO EVERYONE!Our review of Bridesmaids is being uploaded as you read this & as I sit upstairs & drink the Blue Moon that I bought the other day. So kick back, relax, have a drink & we’ll see your beautiful (hopefully not hungover) faces in the morning! Don’t go too crazy, it is a Monday after all…
Love,
Alex & Mallorie
Are we reviewing Human Centipede 2 AS SOON AS IS HUMANLY POSSIBLE you ask?
TRUCK yes we are! SO STAY TUNED & GET READY BECAUSE SHIT IS GETTING REAL OVER HERE AT DFR HEADQUARTERS.
We have a headquarters now for one, so, get stoked.
What would you guys like to see more of?This could be anything from:
- Movie suggestions
- Certain drunken antics you’d like us to partake in
- Special Guests
- A Drink-o-Meter
- More (or less) of a particular segment
- ANYTHING.
Honestly, we’d love to hear from you about as much as we want to punch James Cameron straight in the jaw!
We are shooting out review of Drive this weekend which we hope will be as good as we thought the film was.
Feel free to let us know how we’re doing! Do you love us? Hate us? Are you completely indifferent toward us? Let us know!
You can just answer here, OR if you have a super long and complex Inception esque answer you can email us at
drunk.filmsters@gmail.com
We are doing this for you after all, we’re definitely not doing it for our own health…that would make no sense at all.
